IM from God...
There are so many Siddurim these days translated into English...from translated to transliterated to having the English alongside the Hebrew..under the Hebrew..on top...facing page...blah blah..
I decided to introduce the first truly up to date translation of the Shemonah Esrei experience IM style...
God: Hey its me U know.. God
u know ur my fav..
God: am I?
Me: ur kidding right? cmon we go back a loooong way...member the old days? Avraham..Yitzchok.Yaakov?
no one can break what we got...
how do u do that stuff?..heal the sick..raise the dead..u know
ur really awesome
i luv u
btw sorry bout that..the other day..u know...whatever
God: are u?
Me: uh huh
hey I meant to ask u..can u heal me?..my heads killin
o hey and also ..got a few dollas to spare? :-)
ur the best...
when can we get together..?
this sux being here...so far
God: I know..for me too
God: u there?
Me: oh sorry..got distracted
Me: u heard everything I said..before?
c’mon pleeeez come thru for me..just this time...i’ll be good
Me: whats so funny..?
God: I’ve heard that b4
Me: I know I don’t say it enuff but I really appreciate everything u do for me..
God: see u in a few hours...be good
Me: of course....