Airport inSecurity 2008
"Flight 334 to Brussels leaving in 15 minutes from Gate 12"
"Mr. Lake...please remove all your clothing..put them in this bin..yes even those....
now please put on this terry robe for the flight..your clothing will be waiting for you when you disembark.."
"This way..Mr. Lake to the dental chair where the saliva will be suctioned out of your mouth...
"Boarding Pass..please...please dab that bead of sweat off your forehead before boarding..
"Thank you Mr. Lake...Enjoy your flight......"
On a heavier note...I found this poem in the pile of discarded preflight items..
They came for the boxcutters..I didn’t say anything..because I'm not a boxcutter
They came for the tweezers...I didn’t say anything..because I'm not a tweezers
They came for the shoes...I didn’t say anything..because I'm not a shoe
They came for the water bottles....I didn’t say anything..because I'm not a waterbottle
Then they came for me....and there was no one left to say anything