The Dolphin Show 7:30pm rsvp
Hello Rabbi Lake
Sholum this is..
You’re part of a select group
Join us in circa
In Prime Grill
Delicious
Catered
We’re collecting for...
Pass the coleslaw
The check
Parlor meeting..
Mmm this cake is good
Yes..?
Breakfast at out house..
Hot dishes..
Can we count on you?
Yes, the shiur is 2pm
Don’t worry..lunch will be served
Lunch n learn
Learn n lunch..
Buffet and pray..
What am I??
Do we need to be fed and nuzzled to perform?
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posted by David_on_the_Lake at 5:08 PM
14 Comments:
Gulp.
Ouch.
That hurt.
And it's really true as well...
Was just discussing this with someone... all the chinese auctions and parlor meetings... and just plain (or rather, not so plain!) FOOD.
You also have to wonder how much of your tzedaka went toward the function itself..
David - still waiting for that post..!
hey.... if it works..
great if u dont need the motivation...but don't dis the tried and true methods..
Hmm, it's like the men's version of the typical Chinese auction: Win stunning custom sheitel! Noritake china! An Italian living room! Someone to chew your food! Tuition for a year! Scuba lessons! Sukkos in Japan!
Sample tons of food which you'll probably regret eating at our sumptuous and ridiculously ostentatious buffet!
(Oh... and, by the way... all proceeds go to tzedaka.)
allie..check the comments of last post.
I'm not dissing the organizations that deal with the reality..for what it is..
I just resent being thrown in with the dolphins...
we all have an animal soul. sometimes, to shut it up, we gotta feed it (literally). once he's happy, he won't bother the G-dly soul from doing G-dly things.
It's funny I used to think that sometimes my Poochie was the dolphin when I would day-good job, good job.
So true. I hate the kind of religious events that try and attract you with extras. Either you do it for the right reasons or don't.
Yet reality is differnet and we gotta live with it.
dreamer..
its been awhle since Ive seen "plain" food..at one of these functions..
allie...
thats a whole other topic..
hmm maybe for ur blog :-P
chav...
lo....so true..
You sure youre not a party planner?
:-)
chaya..
that might be true..and is up for debate pholosophically but that really has nothing to do with this post..the angle I'm coming from is...
"Do we need to be fed and nuzzled to perform?"
swfm...
lol
poochie sounds like a name..sea world would give one of their dolphins :-)
exsem...
yea..thats wha I'm talkin about..
I love those events. I used to love to get dressed up and walk around looking at all the women in g-d awful jewlery that you knew was fake because no way this was by any of those familes' means. The men in white turtle necks with shiny shoes and black jackets. The women in pointy high heeled shoes and fur stoles. The snooty looks you get when you walk through the door not carrying a gucci bag. The whispers and giggles....holy shit, come to think of it, I hated those events.
now you know why almost every frum man over the age of 35 is overweight?
hello there david, i think that people need a nudge sometimes. We are not perfect.
sara..
lol..love hate relatioship..huh?
megapizel...
uh oh..is that what I'm fated for..?
chaverah..
hey..welcome back..
nudge nudge..
Yeah, I've thought of this too.
But as Chaya said, it works. You gotta play by the rules.
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