Wednesday, November 28, 2007

7367456395604324756


Has this ever happened to you?

Seductive computer voice:To access your account please press 3

My Finger:3

Seductive computer voice:Please enter your account number..

My Finger:4477980000321237

Seductive computer voice:Please enter your Merchant Number..

My Finger:523988730098678801

Seductive computer voice:Please hold for a customer representative...

UNseductive human voice:Hi Mr. Lake..Can I please get your account number?

Me: Where on earth have all these number been going???

UNseductive human voice:Uhh what numbers?

So after a number of inquiries this is what I found. The banks and credit card companies have a secret agreement with some secretive firm that somehow figured out how to convert numbers into energy. And so all these numbers that you’re pressing are being diverted to a huge underground facility somwhere in the Nevada desert and converted to energy..

Yup...you heard it here first..



.

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anony said...

Lol

November 28, 2007 9:55 AM  
Blogger Open Up! said...

1 1 2 5 3 8....0000000000000000 operator help meeeeeeee

November 28, 2007 12:17 PM  
Anonymous delicious devil said...

maybe if we can get people to press numbers all day, we can curb rising energy costs and helpalleviate the unemployment crisis

November 28, 2007 12:36 PM  
Blogger halfshared said...

Lol. Once heard a joke where a guy annoyed at having to do what you did, when he actually spoke to a live person, he answered the operators questions by pushing numbers non-stop. Sweet revenge!

November 28, 2007 2:08 PM  
Blogger the only way i know said...

halfshared,

it was actually a phonescam (scott and tod i think) where they did that! lol

November 28, 2007 2:48 PM  
Blogger chav said...

Ur crazy funny, u know that?

Where the heck are you pulling these thoughts from??

November 28, 2007 3:11 PM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

anony..
tks

open..
oh thats what I do..
I just keep pressing 000000 until someone finally picks up..

d_d...
oh thats the idea...But the technology has to be perfected first..

halfshared..
lol
very cute

chav...
Its true..I tell you..
Ive got my sources..

November 28, 2007 4:17 PM  
Blogger The Dreamer said...

LOL

you're in a funn mood of late...

November 28, 2007 6:40 PM  
Blogger Mata Hari said...

David,
I've often wondered the same thing.
MH

November 28, 2007 7:14 PM  
Anonymous YudNo.22 said...

Hey! This is *really* good news!! To think of all of the wasted moments of frustration! When, instead,...to just realize!...we've all been contributing to this bigger thing! David, I always knew I was on to something by lending an ear your way!! You're a genius for figuring this out!!!
(big smile) This rocks!

November 28, 2007 8:26 PM  
Blogger corner point said...

It's also a really good suppliment to a diet plan. Pushing all those little buttons really burns a substantial amount of calories...

:-)

November 28, 2007 9:09 PM  
Anonymous marketing specialist said...

actually, the purpose of getting you to enter all those numbers is simply to occupy your mind by giving you something to do while you wait for the representative. This pychologically accomplishes the purpose of not making your wait feel as long and tedious, which leaves you with a better opinion towards the company in question.

November 29, 2007 10:17 AM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

dreamer...
:-)
something wrong wit that?

mata hari....
soo why dont u say something?

22...
hehe..
:-)

corner point..
oh yea..
you should see the muscles on my right index finger..

marketing..
is that fact or speculation?

November 29, 2007 8:59 PM  
Blogger The Dreamer said...

nope, nothing wrong.
just commenting...

November 29, 2007 11:46 PM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

dreamer...
ok..dont worry...
we'll get back to it

December 02, 2007 1:45 PM  
Blogger Miriam said...

lol David!

December 02, 2007 4:26 PM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

miriam..
:-)

December 02, 2007 5:35 PM  
Anonymous megapixel said...

it always annoys me. i think they just want to keep you busy while you wait.

December 03, 2007 5:14 PM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

megapixel...
well..I'd rather listen to music...
then needlessly pressing buttons

December 04, 2007 11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howdy,

When ever I surf on web I never forget to visit this website[url=http://www.weightrapidloss.com/lose-10-pounds-in-2-weeks-quick-weight-loss-tips].[/url]You have really contiributed very good info here davidonthelake.blogspot.com. Frankly speaking we really do not pay attention towards our health. Let me show you one truth. Recent Research presents that closely 50% of all USA grownups are either fat or overweight[url=http://www.weightrapidloss.com/lose-10-pounds-in-2-weeks-quick-weight-loss-tips].[/url] So if you're one of these individuals, you're not alone. Its true that we all can't be like Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and have sexy and perfect six pack abs. Now the question is how you are planning to have quick weight loss? You can easily lose with with little effort. Some improvement in of daily activity can help us in losing weight quickly.

About me: I am writer of [url=http://www.weightrapidloss.com/lose-10-pounds-in-2-weeks-quick-weight-loss-tips]Quick weight loss tips[/url]. I am also health expert who can help you lose weight quickly. If you do not want to go under painful training program than you may also try [url=http://www.weightrapidloss.com/acai-berry-for-quick-weight-loss]Acai Berry[/url] or [url=http://www.weightrapidloss.com/colon-cleanse-for-weight-loss]Colon Cleansing[/url] for effortless weight loss.

March 20, 2010 6:46 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home