Has this ever happened to you?
Seductive computer voice:To access your account please press 3
Seductive computer voice:Please enter your account number..
Seductive computer voice:Please enter your Merchant Number..
Seductive computer voice:Please hold for a customer representative...
UNseductive human voice:Hi Mr. Lake..Can I please get your account number?
Me: Where on earth have all these number been going???
UNseductive human voice:Uhh what numbers?
So after a number of inquiries this is what I found. The banks and credit card companies have a secret agreement with some secretive firm that somehow figured out how to convert numbers into energy. And so all these numbers that you’re pressing are being diverted to a huge underground facility somwhere in the Nevada desert and converted to energy..
Yup...you heard it here first..