Thursday, April 26, 2007

We can no longer continue...


reprint from old blog

I'm sorry it's come to this...

We were once so hot together..we looked good..and complimented each other..

Then I started getting the itch...and you felt it...

I couldn't help it...it was your fault..and you know it..

It's reached a point now....you just make me feel old...look old...

and lately..

I've been having violent thoughts about....sharp blades..

About getting rid of you...in the most extreme and violent way possible..











My Dear....Sefirah Beard...your time has come...

17 Comments:

Blogger The Dreamer said...

LOL.

I really can't stop laughing...

Thanks for this one - it's REALLY funny...

:)

I was gettin noivous at first...

April 26, 2007 11:15 PM  
Blogger anonym00kie said...

i also got nervous.. cuz i cant believe i forgot what you refering to and it's only a year ago that i knew..

April 26, 2007 11:31 PM  
Blogger chav said...

ditto...

that's the mark of a classic, dave.

;)

April 26, 2007 11:47 PM  
Blogger chana said...

hehehehehehehe

i knew it - i knew it!
before i got to the bottom!

good one :D

April 27, 2007 12:46 AM  
Blogger Bas~Melech said...

LOL! I didn't see the punchline coming but I knew there must be one...
Great one.
Though probably shocking and frightening to those unfamiliar with the DOT style.

(Wouldn't this post have been most appropriate on the eve of lag ba-omer?)

April 27, 2007 1:38 PM  
Blogger nuch a chosid said...

ha ha ha

This time of the year, when ya'all look so,..... strange

well, lucky us, beard stays there!!

:-)

April 27, 2007 1:48 PM  
Blogger socialworker/frustrated mom said...

Of course I remember this but I didn't remember what the punchline was lol.

April 27, 2007 2:04 PM  
Blogger the only way i know said...

i remembered it! yay me!
lol

April 29, 2007 9:59 AM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

Dreamer...
Thanks.
Noivous? You think I'm capable of that?

M00kie..
well I'll post it again in a few months and I'll see if you still dont recall the punchline..
lol

Chav...
Thanks...
Why arent you posting anymore?

Chana...
You did?
pretty good..

Bas_Melech...
Thanks.
Of course..theres always a punchline.
Its only a week away y'know..

nuch...
funny?..lol
I guess having one all the time..makes life easier...
(and shaves 5 minutes off your morning schedule..pun intended)

swfm...
you too?
I thought u had all my posts memorized..

April 29, 2007 10:00 AM  
Blogger The Dreamer said...

i said noivous.
not nervous...
:P

April 29, 2007 10:53 AM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

towik...
hooorayy someone remembered
:-)

dreamer...
geee..first u think I'm an anarchist then a psychopath...

April 29, 2007 12:09 PM  
Blogger Lvnsm27 said...

lol, I remember this and was trying to remember the funny punchline and then it came back to me
Excellent

April 29, 2007 2:34 PM  
Blogger The Dreamer said...

wonder why i would think that?

April 29, 2007 5:18 PM  
Blogger chav said...

Oh, that...

Well, I'm just waiting for a creative fish to bite the end of my hook.

April 29, 2007 8:48 PM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

lvnsm...
Thanks...

Dreamer..
I aint getting into ur brain now..

Chav...
Try using bait..
:-)

April 29, 2007 9:18 PM  
Blogger Chaya said...

FUNNY.... At first I was like, isn't this a little too violent and personal to post???
Love the punchline.
Definitely my humor for the day.

May 01, 2007 1:10 PM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

Chaya...
hehe..thanks

May 02, 2007 12:39 PM  

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