Hishtadlus...
Run to say Parshas HaKetores from a parchment..
Say Poseiach Es Yodecha with the 3 diferent interpretations..
Run to the pushkeh to put in 3 coins during Vayevorach Dovid..
Have in mind the special name of Hashem that controls parnassah during Boruch Oleinu
Say Parshas Haman..
And don’t forget to say it twice with the Targum on the Tueday of Parshas B’Shalach..
Bidding wars for P’sicha for Neila on Yom Kippur..
Grabbing Matzah from a Rebbe on Pesach..
Say V’Yiten L’cha..after Havdala..
Dripping wine into your pockets after Havdalah..
Throwing some over your doorstep..
Shouting L’David Mizmor at the top of your lungs Rosh Hashana night..
Then using a new knife for the Challah..
Dashing across the room every time a crumb falls on the floor..
..let me tell ya..
It aint easy makin a livin these days..
.
Say Poseiach Es Yodecha with the 3 diferent interpretations..
Run to the pushkeh to put in 3 coins during Vayevorach Dovid..
Have in mind the special name of Hashem that controls parnassah during Boruch Oleinu
Say Parshas Haman..
And don’t forget to say it twice with the Targum on the Tueday of Parshas B’Shalach..
Bidding wars for P’sicha for Neila on Yom Kippur..
Grabbing Matzah from a Rebbe on Pesach..
Say V’Yiten L’cha..after Havdala..
Dripping wine into your pockets after Havdalah..
Throwing some over your doorstep..
Shouting L’David Mizmor at the top of your lungs Rosh Hashana night..
Then using a new knife for the Challah..
Dashing across the room every time a crumb falls on the floor..
..let me tell ya..
It aint easy makin a livin these days..
.
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posted by David_on_the_Lake at 9:25 PM
15 Comments:
You are funny
LOL
and now i heard that it's good to sharpen a knife on erev rosh hashanah. also to daven for parnassah during shma koleinu. maybe we should keep a running list. can't hurt, right?
haa, ur awesome:')!
:) yes all that and a multiple of additional things to add if you are still single - say shir hashirim for 40 days, follow it with perek shira for 40 days, Nishmas every evening, add in the special Yehei Razon for a Zivig in shema Kolainu, your two halachos a day which is meant to be a 'definate' saviour and don't forget those extra parokim of tehillim the rebbetzin told you to say daily. Now all this is managable in the summer but in the winter days all this has to be done before sunset and you are meant to have a full day job! :) As long as it all ends well!
Hey - never knew it was so easy to make a good parnassah!
:)
mega..
Thanks...
CR...
:-)
mata...
our minhag is to buy a new knife for rosh hashana...
..i like that list idea..
:-)
Fajita...
ya think?...
:-)
BAS...
see?..when i was younger..u just went on dates...
dina...
easy??..this is hard work...
Making a living is easy. Paying yeshiva tuition.... THAT's the hard part.
Making a living is easy. Paying yeshiva tuition.... THAT's the hard part.
then comes the slew of things for children, for shalom bayit, and so on and so on...
by the end of it all, you would have racked up so many points in olam haba, that you could.......(never was good at making jokes. lol)
yp...
well..thats the main reason why i work...(and the mortgage)
miriam...
lol
well you definitely get an A for effort..
eat up everything on your plate...
:)
but the real one is... prayer.
and tzedakah.
dreamer...
forgot about that one...
Yes..but those seem to get lost in the hubbaloo of all the others..
how about giving ma'aser and not "stealing" (l'maan nechdal me'oshek yadeynu)
r' matt...
oh those are soo passee...
get with the times,,
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