quick update

New story coming soon...

In the interim scientists have confirmed that the human tongue is beginning to develop a 4th taste zone to go with the 3 existing taste zones of bitter, sweet and salty.
Evolutionary scientist David Lake surmises that over the next million or so years the very very back of the tongue will become a new zone that tastes medicine.

His next study due out in a few weeks explores how many millions of years it will take for squirrels to figure out to stay off the damn roads...