Wednesday, December 06, 2006

just a toothpaste observation..


So..it's that time a night again. Time to wash up...and brush my 3 year olds teeth (or more like suck the toothpaste off the brush) when I notice that the flavor of the toothpaste is Bubble gum flavored!

Yes..Bubble gum flavored toothpaste. Quite possibly the worst thing for your teeth..

Can you imagine for a moment anti-cholesterol medicine tasting like fried eggs and hash browns?

Have you heard? ..Tums now comes in New Baked Beans flavor!

How about an Anti-Depressant that smells like your ex's favorite perfume..?

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32 Comments:

Blogger Sara with NO H said...

lol well it makes brushing more fun for a kid. When I was little I used the bubble gum flavored mouth wash too. The minty stuff tastes like monty gum so whats the big deal? Its too spicy for a kid. they cant handle it.

December 06, 2006 7:11 PM  
Blogger beautiful-stranger said...

The medicine and tums tasting like beans and hash browns are understandable, but anti depressants....that smells like your exes cologne..? lol weird

December 06, 2006 9:41 PM  
Blogger heimishinbrooklyn said...

LOL, got me thinking..... But I couldn't come up with any more.

December 06, 2006 11:11 PM  
Blogger workingema said...

whew, so my 3 yr. old is not the only one who'll get bad teeth from sucking off that bubble-gum flavored toothpaste!

Such oximorons you give!

December 06, 2006 11:11 PM  
Blogger Lakewood Venter said...

lol. Like your analogies!

December 07, 2006 9:43 AM  
Blogger anonym00kie said...

so youre saying i should give up on my patent-pending post-gym-b.o. scented deodorant? :)

December 07, 2006 9:48 AM  
Blogger pint-sized said...

No, no, it's all about the 'real-look' tights, with hair printed on them- no jokes now, they realy do exist!

December 07, 2006 1:41 PM  
Blogger Sara with NO H said...

Why the heck would someone want tights with hair printed on them? I thought you wore tights to cover that lol

December 07, 2006 3:14 PM  
Blogger tuesdaywishes said...

Speaking of oxymorons, how about video game hide and seek ? (It really exists)

December 07, 2006 5:20 PM  
Blogger kasamba said...

In Elizabethan times they thought honey was the best toothpaste. Hence, no paintings with people smiling....

December 07, 2006 5:53 PM  
Blogger socialworker/frustrated mom said...

My daughter has not just bubble gum flavor but it's also sponge bob.

December 07, 2006 7:35 PM  
Blogger pint-sized said...

It's a wonder adults don't just give in to their urges and use the bubblegum toothpaste that they are dying to taste...it's true, you all know it, you're just jealous of your kids cause it says "for children" on the front and not "for grown-ups"

December 07, 2006 8:08 PM  
Blogger Allie said...

My not yet 1 yr old son gets so excited when I brush his teeth with - apple and banana flavored toothpaste! Yup, that what Gerber makes for babies - fully equipped with a rubber baby "toothbrush". If he's always this excited about brushing his teeth, I'll certainly have no complaints.

December 07, 2006 8:10 PM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

sara....
i know..the reason..Just saying..it send the wrong message..unless its a conspiracy by Dentists to get people to like bubble gum alot..giving them more business

beautifulstranger....
i think theyd all be weird..

heimish...
no pressure...I'd love to hear some others though..

workingema...
oh no...theres a whole society of toothbrush suckers..

lv..
thank you

anonym00kie...
lol...yes...it might do well in Kazakhstan though..

pintsize...
show me one..lol
is it an english thing?

tuesday...
hmm I've always loved hide and seek..

kas...
ahhh thats the reason? i thought it was illegal.

swfm...
oooh c'i have some?

pintsize...
lol
speak for urself...hehe

allie...
ur joking right?...

December 07, 2006 9:51 PM  
Blogger megapixel said...

my husband brushes his teeth with dora the explorer bubble gum toothpaste. I caught him in the act...

December 07, 2006 10:55 PM  
Blogger Pragmatician said...

I htink it's great marketing!

December 08, 2006 4:07 AM  
Blogger Moiy-rah said...

i'm waiting for the cheese danish flavor. eh? what kinda some odd?

-moiy

December 08, 2006 8:10 AM  
Blogger chaverah said...

diet pills that taste like cookies.......imodium that taste like cholent....lol funny post.

December 08, 2006 8:21 AM  
Blogger the only way i know said...

LOLOL!
great!
would love to be creative and think of some additions, but am pressed for time...

ex's perfume????
i'd totally stay depressed forever! :-)

December 08, 2006 9:26 AM  
Blogger Allie said...

No, I'm really not! It's actually good for the baby's gums and especially once they get teeth to brush them - it's not really a brush, more like a rubber thing that goes over your finger with little rubber bristles so you can brush the baby's teeth. I guess the apple banana flavor is so the baby will like it. When I bought it, I don't think I really thought I would use it that much, I guess I just thought it was cute - but my son gets so excited everytime he sees it that I figured it can't hurt, and the worst thing that can happen is that he'll love to brush his teeth.

December 08, 2006 11:06 AM  
Blogger Dovid said...

That's a great post. (Great analogy there with the ex's perfume.)

December 08, 2006 12:16 PM  
Blogger Bonnie B said...

Can you make me laugh any harder? I don't think so!

December 08, 2006 1:44 PM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

megapixel...
thats very funny!...lol

prag...
sure it is...its all a conspiracy..the more cavities the more business..

December 09, 2006 6:50 PM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

moiy...
i once bought a danish that tasted like a knish..!
now thats odd

chaverah...
lol...good additions..
thanks

towik...
take ur time...no rush..

allie...
thats cute. however i think he'll soon be growing out of the apples and carrots favor..lol
Is it made by gerber?

dovid..
thank you

bonnie..
Im glad..Laughter is a good thing

December 09, 2006 6:54 PM  
Blogger Eshet Chayil said...

But bubble gum tastes soooooo good though. My toothpaste is cherry flavored. I guess I never could get used to the grown up stuff.

December 09, 2006 11:15 PM  
Blogger Moiy-rah said...

and i once bought a half-a tuna wrap with lettuce, carrot, and tomato plants growing out of the top.

talk about some odd knish!

...moiy....

boing

December 10, 2006 12:17 AM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

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December 10, 2006 1:31 AM  
Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

eshet...
and why..pray tell..is peppermint more grown up than cherry?

Moiy...
u shouldve given it to teh jungle man...

December 10, 2006 1:39 AM  
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Anonymous Hertha Gearin said...

Kiddie flavors like the bubble gum flavor are attractive to kids. That can help motivate them to brush their teeth. Just keep an eye on them because they might swallow it, which can be bad for their health.

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